i’ve always wondered if ghetto typing comes naturally to actual ghetto people. when i try i’m just like…

tomorrow is my birthday and i’m turning 17. the only thing i’m looking forward to is finally being able to read seventeen magazine.
watched Life in a Day on netflix today.
it was one of the most beautiful movies i have ever seen in my life.
“how do i change my profile picture?”
“where’s my wall?”
“how do i do wall-to-wall?”
“help me make an album. i wanna put pictures up [from forever ago that no one cares about].”
“what did i press?”
“where did the tv guide go?”
“i don’t know what i pressed.”
“you should try pressing that.”
“i don’t know what i pressed.”
“i don’t know what i pressed.”
“i don’t know what i pressed.”
i just wanna do something fun with my friends and everything is going wrong and my parents are being assholes and ahh i hate everything!